What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?